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Horoscopes and Galeanthropia
Andrea's Holistic Page of Catness





First Things First: All About Me

Well, there's so much I have to say about me, if I put it all here it would take up so much memory the whole internet would crash! We don't want that, so I'll, like, summarize and stuff.

My name is Andrea Denise Paseka. I have blonde hair and I often find it difficult to sit still and use real words. I'm a trained dancer and an award-winning speaker. I weigh fifty pounds or more. I'm 15 years old, and I'm well into my sophomore year of high school this fall. I live on a farm in Nebraska with the following:

I'm thinking of starting a contest. Whoever can tell me how many cats there are on my web page would win a prize. But what prize could I give? What would make an impression on its recipient but still be easy enough for me to find? Hmmmm. A phrase comes to mind. "Golden pools..."

I'm doing a lot with 4-H lately. I bake stuff, I'm researching my family tree, and I take lots of pictures. But not of cats. That's bad luck. I've won lots of stuff with my photography. I've been officially proclaimed the Bestest, Blondest Picture-Taker Person in Dodge County!

You can quote me on it:
"What about sumpin for me?"
"I'm a cowboy, howdy, howdy, howdy!"
"No, not outside. Inside with me. With fur."

Here's a picture of me:



My Pets

Most of my waking hours are spent playing with, talking to, talking about, and thinking about my pets.

I have a goldfish in a bowl in my room. I think its name might be Cookie. He/she/it will eat anything you put in the bowl. I know, I've tried plenty of stuff. I've had other goldfish, but they keep dying. I don't know why. Also in my room, in a big plastic container full of sand, I had a hermit crab. It died. It smelled bad.

Outside, I have my favorite animals. Unfortunately, they've drawn the attention of the Environmental Protection Agency. Here they are on one of their better days.



My Computer Section

I'm thinking of starting a web page at http://www.grilledcheese.com, but I just haven't got around to it yet. For now, I'm just sticking with my favorite links to pages that other people have created.

You can read your horoscope, get a tarot reading, and much more at Facade.

Go to this Dream Dictionary to find out what your mind is trying to tell you.

Visit the Kingdomality site to find out more about your personality.

I'll add more links as needed.


Things That Should Be Outlawed




The past three summers, my sisters and I have made an audio tape for entertainment when we go on vacation. Here's last year's tape cover:

And here are some that we might have used instead:


Which would you have used?




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The kitty says, "Come back soon!"




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