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Management and Personnel


PresidentDonald "Not that kind of president" Paseka
Secretary/TreasurerJanis "I gave you lunch money last month" Paseka
Technological AdvisorErin "You installed what?" Paseka
Construction ManagerDonald "Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers" Paseka
Entropy TechnicianRachel "Those aren't my dirty socks on the stairs" Paseka
Floppy Sherbet DistributorAndrea "INCOMING!" Paseka
ChauffeurJanis "I've been to North Bend three times today" Paseka
Chemist/Genetic EngineerRachel "I'm making a dog" Paseka
Assistant DriverFrank "I didn't see any pedestrian" Paseka
InterpreterErin "My hovercraft is full of eels" Paseka
On-Site PhysicianJanis "They'll grow back, won't they?" Paseka
Fertilizer Distribution DepartmentThe remaining cats
Contract LaborAndrea "Erin told me to do it" Paseka
PyrotechnicianErin "But it said inflammable" Paseka
Livestock EntertainmentRachel "'Cause I'm a goat" Paseka
CatererMarie "Do we have enough kinds of vegetables?" Paseka
Apprentice CatererAndrea "Grilled Cheese" Paseka
Dyslexic CartographerRachel "I'm making spam!" Paseka
Security OfficerDonald "I'll just reach in through the window" Paseka
HairstylistErin "You did too say three inches off" Paseka
Flag ManRachel "Don't step on the pants!" Paseka
Balloon WranglerPosition available
Normal PersonPosition available




About Paseka Farms


Paseka (Puh-SEE-kuh) Farms, Inc. is based in Dodge County, Nebraska. For those of you who haven't been around here, that's in east-central Nebraska, just southeast of the absolute middle of nowhere.

In our fields we rotate crops of corn, soybeans, and alfalfa. We have removed ourselves from the hog business, but we still raise cattle. We have over fifty cows, each with a calf or two, and a few bulls.

Additionally, we have recently made a lucrative start in the new industry of cat ranching. Consumers don't like the idea of buying cats that have spent their whole lives in cages somewhere. We make it possible for all of your frozen packages of cat chops, kitty nuggets, and bun-length hotcats to say "99.9% Free Range Feline." (Just a quick bit of advice: Never, ever ask what the other .1% is!)





Farm-Related Links


There really aren't many out there.
Progressive Farmer: A magazine on the web.
FarmNet: A farming site with ag links.





Non-Farm Links


Rec.birds
National Audubon Society
Nebraska Birdline
Nebraska Audubon Society
Ornithology Resources
American Birding Association
Birding in Central Nebraska
Rocky Mountain National Park





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