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Together again for the first time!




The Zilla Vacation Saga
and Photo Album


This site is made possible by the legions of unsuspecting tourists, armed only with their cameras, who find their vacations suddenly taking a turn for the weird as they encounter two enormous creatures.

The first of these creatures is a rough-skinned, man-eating horror that can kill people by merely breathing on them. The second is Godzilla.

Startled amateur photographers have contributed the following photos. If you or someone you know has more, please come forward. The citizens of our great country can only be safe if they are warned in time.




Picture #1: The Grand Canyon
Arizona
Taken on May 31, 1998

At this point, the Zillas don't appear to be getting along very well. They have been seen hiking together in the Grand Canyon region, but Rachzilla's repeated complaints that Godzilla walks too slowly have been heard echoing through the canyon, causing a number of tourists to cut their vacations short.




Picture #2: Devils Tower
Wyoming
Taken on June 5, 1998

By the time they reached Wyoming, the Zillas seemed to be getting along better. They played a friendly game of hide-and-seek, but Rachzilla had to ask startled tourists for help.




Picture #3: Mount Rushmore
The Black Hills, South Dakota
Taken on June 11, 1998

The duo must have put their differences aside, because in the Black Hills they seemed downright chummy.
Can a collaboration for world domination be far behind?




Picture #4: Owen Marina
Platte River State Park, Nebraska
Taken on June 19, 1998

The Zillas decided to drop in on Rachzilla's (adoptive) relatives' family reunion to say "Hi." They caught up with one of Rachzilla's cousins and one of her sisters while they were paddleboating. They might have seen Rachzilla's oldest sister too, but she was busy not seeing the X-Files movie.




Picture #5: North Bend Central High School
North Bend, Nebraska
Taken on June 20, 1998

Who needs Madison Square Gardens? Residents of this small town near Rachzilla's birthplace found a surprise when they opened the school's gym for a volleyball game as part of their annual "Old Settlers Days." Townspeople were slightly annoyed at the lack of available seats, but the game went on as planned.

Note: We here at Rachzilla Central breathed a sigh of relief when we were informed by local scientists that genetic testing has assured that the eggs belong to Godzilla and Godzilla only.




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