Sometimes it's hard for roommates to communicate.
As Cory drew a face on Sarah and Ross's illegitimate balloon child,
Pat and Morgan each suddenly realized that the other had cooties.
Cory babysits Sarah and Ross's illegitimate balloon child.
Cory vows to pop the child rather than draw a tear on it,
but Pat can't talk him out of his homicidal state...
...so all anyone can do is cover their ears
as Cory holds the child at knife-point.
His violent tendencies subsiding, Cory places the child
in a safe location: on the ceiling.
Through some bureaucratic error, Sarah, Libby, Candy,
and Gennette are permitted to fingerpaint on the wall.
It was floor artwork, but participation was not limited to Piper 1 residents.
We couldn't have done it without Gennette.
Six girls (where'd Sarah go?) suddenly appear at Andy's
house, much to the surprise of all of its inhabitants.
Having done enough damage in Omaha for one day,
the gang returns to Lincoln by way of Fremont,
with a stop at Erin's family's farm.
Laura attempts to feed the reluctant cattle...
...as does Morgan.
Don't find many of these on campus, eh?
Back on campus, the gang pauses to check out
the sacrificial altar next door.
(Yes, Erin is holding a Care Bear.)
A collage of magazine cutouts is created for the upstairs neighbors,
and the finished product is vaguely disturbing.
Jessica came all the way from Ohio and what did we do?
We took her to the Asylum. (We're sorry.)
A team from the International Turtle Agency painstakingly inspects
a shipment bound for Neihardt, unfortunately delaying it.
To make up for the holdup, the team delivers it
directly to the Neihardt front desk.
It was weeks late, but Laura received her birthday turtle
and the creature had suffered no damage during shipping.
Unfortunately, that was the same day that everything
below Karen's eyebrows was amputated.
All ten members were in the same place at the same time!
It's only happened once, but we have pictures to prove it.
Notice that only half were willing to get weird for one shot.
(Click on the photo on the right to see a larger version.)
A zoom in on a photo from above.
Our end-of-the-semester fountain flail was actually quite peaceful...
...Until tragedy struck and Cory became stuck
on top of one of those brick things.
Inspired by Being John Malkovich, Erin and Morgan
take up residence on the 1/3 floor of Neihardt.
(Actually, it was the storage room in Raymond.)