ACCT 217. Balancing Your Checkbook (4 cr)
AGRI 104. History of the Tractor (3 cr)
ANTH 114. Dustbeastie Cultural Development (3 cr)
Cross-listed as POLS 181 (Dustbeastie Govt).
ARCH 173. Block Design (3 cr)
Use Legos to design buildings, cities, and neat little cars with wheels that really turn so you can roll them across the desk until they fall off the other side and hit the floor and break into a lot of pieces which you will never find all of.
ARTP 111. Intro to Finger Painting (3 cr)
Dip fingers into pots of color, smear across paper, create masterpieces.
ARTP 112. Intermediate Finger Painting (3 cr)
Prereq: ARTS 111 (Intro to Finger Painting) or equivalent score on the FPPE (Finger Painting Placement Exam). Introduces the mixing of blue and yellow to make green, as well as the use of sponges to create duplicate shapes.
ARTP 113. Advanced Finger Painting (3 cr)
Prereq: ARTS 111 and ARTS 112 or equivalent FPPE score. Expands upon previously acquired blue-yellow concept to apply to red-yellow and red-blue combinations. Students may be able to create their own "new colors."
BSKT 209. Underwater Basketweaving (5 cr)
Prereq: BSKT 106 (Basketweaving), BSKT 107 (Basketweaving with Wet Feet), BSKT 208 (Thigh-Deep Basketweaving). The long-awaited fourth part of the basketweaving sequence now required for many majors. Building on previous experience, this course teaches through the total immersion method.
CHEM 121. Exothermics Lab (3 cr)
Lab fees and deposits for this course may be significantly higher than those for other chemistry courses. Extensive, hands-on learning of the concepts associated with blowing up lots of stuff. Students must provide their own ammonium nitrate.
CHEM 447. Dog Synthesis (3 cr)
Using common lab supplies such as Kool-Aid containers, grass seeds, water from a tributary of Lake Superior, and live ants, students will synthesize a dog. They will then titrate it and eventually determine the percent yield. Finally, they will report on the costs and benefits of their method of dog synthesis, both environmentally and economically.
COMM 312. Intro to Mime (3 cr)
Trapped in a box, walking against the wind with an umbrella, pulling oneself along by a rope, etc.
CSCE 154. Intro to Programming Languages (1 cr)
Recommended before any department course. 5-week mini-course provides basic knowledge of a variety of langages including Japanese and Hindi which will allow students to understand and in some cases even converse with professors and TAs.
CSCE 431. Make Your Own Virus (1 cr)
Always wanted to wreak havoc on the e-world? Now's your chance.
DANC 249. Dance History Since 1970 (3 cr)
Includes but is not limited to disco, breakdancing, the electric slide, and the Macarena.
ELEC 101. Wall Sockets (1 cr)
Students will explore what objects are and are not advisable to stick into electrical wall sockets.
ENGL 233. Jordan (3 cr)
In-depth readings and interpretations of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. One week will be spent on each book. The remaining time will be spent on exams testing knowledge of specific events in the series.
ENGL 486. Employment Options (1 cr)
Open to majors only. 1-day mini-course outlines all career paths attainable with an English major. May include a field trip to Lincoln Teleservices.
ENGL 487. Real-World Applications (3 cr)
Recommended for majors, particularly graduating seniors. Topics may include making change, industry shorthand for special orders, drive-thru, the art of burger-wrapping, and extensive practice in the language lab with variations on, "Would you like fries with that?" Cross-listed as PSYC 496.
GEOL 257. Sticks and Stones (3 cr)
HIST 102. American History Since I Woke Up This Morning (3 cr)
HLTH 203. Intro to Amputations (3 cr)
Students will start small with closely supervised removal of a few of their own fingers and toes, eventually working their way up to amputations of arms, legs, and necks of others. Cross-listed as BIOS 441.
MATH 389. Special Cases (3 cr)
When 1 + 1 may not equal 2, and what to do in those cases.
MUSC 101. Intro to Kazoo (1 cr)
PHIL 221. Salmagundi (3 cr)
Questions may include: Why do we sent cargo on a ship and shipments in a car? Why park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer? Can slinkies on an escalator be used to solve the world's energy problems?
PHYS 101. Physics of Easy Cheese (3 cr)
Students will answer the age-old question of what happens when the little black plug is removed from the bottom of a can of spray cheese.
PHYS 1701D. Physical Impossibilities of the Star Trek Universe (3 cr)
PHYS (Infinity). Really, Really Advanced Physics (5 cr)
No lab, no recitation, no text, and no lectures; they wouldn't help anyway. Attendance on test days is optional; whether a student was actually there will not be reflected in his or her grade. Cross-listed as MATH (Infinity). (It's just unfortunate that this text document won't allow the use of the actual symbol for infinity in the appropriate places.)
PSYC 244. Distortion and Confusion (3 cr)
Deflating egos as a public service, causing permanent psychological damage, messing with people's minds for fun and profit.
TXCD 103. Changing into Pajamas at Night (3 cr)
Prereq: TXCD 102 (Getting Dressed in the Morning).
XFIL 318. Understanding the Mytharc (5 cr)
Determining whether The Powers That Be actually know what's going on more than the audience, charting the progress or lack thereof between the Syndicate and the alien race over the past half century, determining how many times each character has been killed, inferring Samantha's genetic makeup and whereabouts for the past few decades.
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