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The Ghetto Song Parody


It's not quite the same if you aren't familiar with the original. Even if you are familiar with it, you get more out of the new lyrics if you sing them. I would advise this. Unless you're in a crowded computer lab, in which case it's up to you to weigh the risks of having a room full of people think you're insane. If you're already there, you've got nothing to lose!

The Real Lyrics

Our Lyrics

Artist: Harvey Danger
Album: Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone?
Song: Flagpole Sitta

I had visions, I was in them
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
Rottenness and evil in me

Fingertips have memories
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes, but no one ever does

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now i'm an amputee

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live so well

I wanna publish zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind

Paranoia, paranoia
Ev'rybody's coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm going underground with the moles
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live so well
Artist: PLG (EP)
Album: Have You Seen My Roommate?
Song: Ghetto Sitta

I've got classes, should be in them
But I'm looking into the mirror
It's becoming so much clearer
I've really got to get some more sleep

Our evenings are idle time
Sometimes we just can't help but be naughty
And when the day has been shoddy
Just run down to the ghetto and see
Who'll help, and someone always does

When one gets sick nobody's well
And we all know that calc is hell

Been around campus and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And then there are sororities too

Put us in the res'dence hall for nerds
But we all still can act ditzy
Here the whole hall thinks we're crazy
Some couple broke up now we're the referees

When one gets sick nobody's well
And we all know that calc is hell
When one gets sick nobody's well
Our work's not done, but hey, oh well

We try to look for guys
But then we roll our eyes
We already pierced our ears
At first it hurt, but now it's fine
I'd clean this room of mine
If only I had time
I've lost my mind
We've lost our minds

Paranoia, paranoia
Stalker-boy is coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm going back to hide in my room
Hear the voices in the hall
We'll yell back and forth until morning
Our weekend nights are so boring
Doing laundry Saturday at three, it's killing me

When one gets sick nobody's well
And we all know that calc is hell
When one gets sick nobody's well
Our work's not done, but hey, oh well
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