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Have you found studying to be dull?
Do you want to spice up your quiet hours?
Well, we've got a sure-fire solution to your boredom!


Try NEKKID MANTEQUILLA^(TM) exotic body massage oil...
It can make even the dullest of diff eq into your own private party!




Warning! Aviso! Achtung! Avertissement!
Do not use while sitting in a computer chair (especially a leather or vinyl one) or while operating large machinery.
May cause slipperiness. Use only with close adult supervision. Light fuse and get away.
Stay away from open flames. (That even goes for some of you regardless of whether you're using this product.)
MorganCorp does not accept responsibility for any indirect consequences of this product's use.



Keep an eye out for more exciting products from MorganCorp!
Next week we're slated to unveil our new line of boot waxes!