| Address | Offices |
|---|---|
| 4103 Ghetto Boulevard | Conference room Secretarial Services for Piper 1 Social Coordinator Caterer Botanical gardens |
| 4104 Ghetto Boulevard | Writing Assistance Center (If you have a paper to write, this isn't the place.) HTML Help (The visually impaired leading the blind) Microwave Rental Bathroom Questions Headquarters Stalker Rescue Services (SRS) Communications center Treasurer's office NOTICE: The hotel has been shut down. No beds are available for public use. Computer destruction zone |
| 4105 Ghetto Boulevard | KPLG: The Ghetto Radio Station
(All Beastie Boys, all the time! Approach at your own risk) |
| 4107 Ghetto Boulevard | Birthday Chair Headquarters Brian Setzer Appreciation Society Hundred-Acre Wood The Dump (Non-toxic waste only) |
| 4108 Ghetto Boulevard | Palace of Procrastination Fortune Teller: Tarot cards, palm reading, and more! Mule Training and Rental *VISA and MasterCard accepted Movie Theater Toxic Waste Dump |