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The world according to Rachel

They say it takes a village to raise a child, but they forgot to add some sort of qualifying statement like "to obey and perpetuate societal norms" at the end. Apparently it only takes a farm to raise a child to an incredibly warped and bizarre state.

Through personal and mass e-mails, as well as answering machine messages which unfortunately lose a lot in transcription, Rachel has done her best to express herself to the ghetto.


September 4, 1999: "Math okay hahahaha stop it..." E-mail from the farm to Erin.
December 19, 2000: "Hi Liz. It be me." A 'haiku' e-mailed to Liz.
January 1, 2000: "Dear bulgars..." A mass e-mail to the ghetto, with a partial translation.
January 30, 2000: "This is your Uncle David..." A transcribed answering machine message.
     NOW AVAILABLE: Read the transcript while listening to the mp3 of this message. (652k)
April 15, 2000: "A monkey?!" A transcribed answering machine message.
May 3, 2000: "We got kitties" A transcribed answering machine message.
May 22, 2000: "Hello Erin. This is your mother." E-mail from the farm to Erin.
June 1, 2000: "Automatic Pot Office" Notes stuck in with mail forwarded from the farm.
     NOW AVAILABLE: A scanned copy of one of the notes.
June 2, 2000: "Tuppy wants to type..." A mass e-mail to the ghetto.
August 27, 2000: "Boingy boingy tummy bye!" A mass e-mail to the ghetto, with a partial analysis.
September 30, 2001: "You are icky. This is you." A set of seven drawings of/for us.
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