Test Results

Keirsey Temperament Sorter
Emode: Are You A Sex God/Goddess?
Emode: Are You Naughty or Nice?
Emode: Celebrity Matchmaker
Emode: Wedding Date Predictor Test
Emode: What Breed of Dog Are You?
Emode: What Color is Your Aura?
Emode: What Type Are You?
Emode: What Type of Flirt Are You?
Emode: What's Your Flavor?
Emode: What's Your Loony Past Life?
Emode: What's Your Superpower?
Emode: What's Your True Color?
Emode: Who's Your Type?

Guardian (SJ)

• Supervisor (ESTJ)
• Inspector (ISTJ)
• Provider (ESFJ)
• Protector (ISFJ): Megan Groathouse, Liz Karle, Karen Simms

Artisan (SP)

• Promoter (ESTP): Leslie Gainey, Joe Scharfbillig
• Crafter (ISTP)
• Performer (ESFP)
• Composer (ISFP)

Idealist (NF)

• Teacher (ENFJ): Sarah Osentoski
• Counselor (INFJ)
• Champion (ENFP): Morgan Tyler
• Healer (INFP): Libby Beer, Wes Landry, Kim Fogle

Rational (NT)

• Fieldmarshal (ENTJ): Jason Ball, Jared Solomon
• Mastermind (INTJ): Andy Braun, Erin Paseka, Laura Vaughn, Nathan Wells
• Inventor (INTP): Johannes Robbins
• Architect (INTP)

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. --Ross

Eros, the God of Love. --CuJoe

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is...DIANA, the Goddess of the Virgin Wild. --Gnome, Libster

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. She's a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality. --Indignigo

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, DEMETER, Goddess of the Fruitful Earth. She is a deity who embraces all that man has to offer. --Naked

Straight Arrow: You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we're just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us -- as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad! --Gnome, Sarita, Libster, Indignigo

Pretty Tame: Most people think you're as good as gold. We know better. Sure, you're generally a by-the-book, law-abiding model citizen, but every once in a while you like to break a rule or three. Skinny dipping? Done it. Had a drink too many now and then? Guilty as charged. But chances are that's pretty much the worst of it. We all have a few skeletons in our closet, but when it comes right down to it, you're a nice person. You wouldn't dream of making a serious play for your best friend's squeeze, and you always pay your traffic fines ‹ speeding and parking tickets. It's a good balance. If everyone was like you, the world would be a happier place, so keep it up! --Toad

Will Smith: Gnome
Fabio: Lizzie
Harrison Ford: Indignigo
Jennifer Aniston: CuJoe (who is content with the choice but would prefer Meg Ryan)

August 3, 2002: Gnome
August 17, 2002: Sarita
September 7, 2002: CuJoe, Libster
September 28, 2002: Lizzie
June 14, 2003: Lellie, Taintedone
August 2, 2003: Indignigo

Pug: You are most like a PUG. You are a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. Your witty humor and undeniable charm put you at the top of everyone's list. You are blessed with both intelligence and an infectious personality. You are a happy breed who has perfect manners, yet still has a playful and mischievous side. You are admired and respected by all who know you. --Lellie, Indignigo, Gnome

Bernese Mountain Dog: Good-hearted and hard working, you are down-to-earth and able to be simultaneously strong and sweet. You are very tuned in to the feelings and needs of those whom you care about. Your great communication skills, coupled with your unmatched loyalty and devotion, make you a breed that is respected and trusted by all. --Lizzie, Sarita

Irish Setter: You are most like an IRISH SETTER. You are a fun-loving breed with a devil-may-care attitude toward life. Your refreshing outlook endears you to your close friends and many acquaintances. They love having you around because your light-hearted nature, witty jokes and nose for fun can (and do) enliven any social situation. You are interested in and excited about many different things. Such varied interests make you a well-rounded individual but they may also create a tendency towards distraction. You are one of the lucky dogs who will always be a kid at heart! --Andrea

Yorkshire Terrier: You are most like a YORKSHIRE TERRIER. You have an overabundance of energy and are probably never without a project to work on, an errand to run, or a party to catch. Where do you find the time? Talking is one of your favorite pastimes, and because of this predeliction for chatting, your many friends and acquaintances look to you for the latest gossip and social news. You probably have many social demands, but you'll never miss an opportunity to join the fun. Because you are an affectionate individual with a great enthusiasm for all that you take on, you are loved by many. --CuJoe, who denies any resemblance to a hairy rat

Collie --Kim

We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off an emerald vibe. Your bright, refreshing, grass-green aura tells us that you're a relaxed person with a laid-back attitude. Into living a healthy lifestyle -- from eating right to trying yoga and aromatherapy -- you're down-to-earth and always easy-going. You bring calm and peace with you wherever you go. A bit of a flower child, you're as unpretentious and open-minded as they come. Everyone is invited to your party. Chances are you have quite the green thumb, too, as well as a knack for healing people -- both emotionally and physically. Sensitive and compassionate, you're as reliable as the earth and as natural as herbal tea and organic vegetables. --Indignigo

We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a violet vibe. An amethyst-colored aura is the trademark of compassionate, empathetic people with arms big enough to hug the whole planet. If you had your way, you'd be teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony (and maybe even buying them a Coke) or heading to a third-world country with the Peace Corps. Spiritual and caring, you're a true music lover and probably committed to at least two or three causes. Your heart is so tender that it bleeds when you hear about any pain and suffering. That's why you're always working toward change, whether it's improving your workplace or rallying for global peace. You've got your sights set on lofty goals and, because you're such a dreamer, you might occasionally overlook the details when you're on one of your missions. But you're sophisticated and worldly enough to know how to dig in and make a difference where it counts. Strong-willed and kindhearted, people with a Violet aura are the world's activists. --Libster

We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a crimson vibe. Your ruby-red aura reveals your passionate, sensual nature -- you're all about earthly pleasure. Whether you're getting a great massage or having a sumptuous dinner, you delight in experiences that fully engage your senses. (Crimson is, after all, the color of roses, wine, and velvet.) That's why it's the material things that really float your boat. If you can taste it, touch it, smell it, or see it right here, right now, you're all over it. After all, you're firmly rooted in reality, preferring to live in the present rather than the future. And you probably have a quick temper, too -- most folks with red auras do. But you cool down quickly, turning your outspoken energy and stamina to projects with fast, concrete results. A hot-blooded go-getter like you is always in favor of instant gratification. --Naked

We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color -- a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too -- all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold. --Gnome, Toad, Lellie

Turquoise types are often intelligent, energetic leaders. Vibrant and dynamic, you take center stage wherever you go; people are naturally drawn in by your charismatic nature. You love to learn, and you excel at remembering facts and figures. More than likely, you're a go-getter with your eyes on the prize. Respect and influence tend to come to you easily, but that doesn't mean you sit around waiting for them. What fun is achieving something if getting there isn't a challenge? Always pushing your limits, you'd be a natural on "Survivor" -- a healthy competitive instinct and a willingness to take risks means you usually reach your goals. You like to look, feel, and act your best; if all those ducks are in a row, nothing's gonna get in your way. --Lizzie

The '60s are over, but their legacy of peace and love lives on in you, a genuine, granola-loving Hippie Chick. A fan of flowing skirts, Birkenstocks, and all-natural organic foods, you probably wear your hair long and loose so you can always go with the flow. The rhythm of your life is definitely laid-back and groovy. Genuine and unpretentious, you're a free spirit with a big heart. A Dharma looking for her Greg, after winning your guy's heart, you'll take him on a pilgrimage to Woodstock and make him wear flowers in his hair. And he'll love every minute of it. All in all, you've got just the right mix of idealism and social conscience to keep any guy trippin' over you, right into your arms. --Indignigo

Cute, fun, and sweet, you're Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and Meg Ryan all rolled up into one -- the perfect Girl Next Door. Naturally pretty, unpretentious, and generous, you demand your share of respect, but you aren't particularly high-maintenance. What's your ideal date? Probably a Blockbuster night -- you don't mind skipping an evening on the town if it means getting some old-fashioned snuggling on the sofa. Careful yet spontaneous, you're a little bit of the Guy's Girl, a smidge of Sorority Sister (the nice kind), and just a hint of the Hippie Chick. But you've got an appeal that's all your own, which is why the guys can't stay away. People are attracted to your strong values and traditional ways. Your winning smile, bright eyes, and loving nature will make anyone want to hold on tight and never let go. --Gnome, Libster, Lizzie

Turn on the game and pop the top off a cold one! You're a true Guy's Girl -- the easy-going, baseball-cap-wearing, jeans-and-flannel-shirt type. Hot dogs and chips are an essential part of your diet, and tossing a ball around is second nature. Definitely low-maintenance and very natural, there's still plenty of femininity under your tomboy exterior. Breaking out the little black dress and heels every once in a while knocks your guy's socks off. Besides knowing the latest sports scores and stats by heart, you actually enjoy hanging out with "the guys." In a romance, you're your man's pal as much as his squeeze, and he never has to worry about playing head games with you. The perfect mix of the girl next door and the sporty chick, you're spontaneous, fun, and all-American. --Naked

You are an intellect. If you were one of Charlie's Angels, you'd definitely be Sabrina, the brains behind the operation. Besides the fact that you're well-read and have an insatiable desire to learn, you can hold your own in any intellectual sparring match. With a wall full of diplomas, or at least a few in the works, your hobbies and interests reflect your intelligence. Whether you're reading the New York Times or catching up on the latest independent film, it's clear that your wheels are always spinning. You probably aced your SATs, tend to scoff at "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" (even though you know all the answers), and kick butt at Trivial Pursuit. Guys love the challenge of trying to seduce you. Your brainpower drives them crazy, and you're smart enough to know that it puts you in the driver's seat. --Lellie

Leonardo DaVinci's got nothing on you. A modern Renaissance Man, you know something about everything. You're extremely passionate about anything you can think of, from baseball stats to Dutch art. And you delve into all of them enthusiastically. Women are constantly impressed by how much information you soak up and retain, as well as your spontaneity and sense of adventure. Whether it's because you're extremely well-cultured or due to your romantic nature, they can't help but fall for you. As long as you're careful to keep your wits about you and stay grounded, any gal who winds up with you will feel like she's living on cloud nine. --Toad

Subtle Flirt: You're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again -- before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself. --Sarita, Libster, Gnome

Shy Flirt: Caution is your middle name. In fact, we think it's safe to say that you're a Shy Flirt. It's a rare evening that you bat your eyes or approach attractive strangers. It's cool if someone comes to you, but you hardly ever muster up the courage to make the first move. Maybe it's because you're completely afraid of embarrassing yourself. Of course it's totally understandable to be scare of putting yourself on the line. But trust us, flirting is fun! Don't let fear get in the way of getting what you want. It might be healthy for you to stretch your comfort limits a little and try something new. Be playful -- reach out and touch someone. A lingering hand on the arm can say it all. --Lizzie

Silly Flirt: So, did you hear the one about the funny flirt? You probably have, because it's you! Being a Silly Flirt, you know that laughter is often the quickest way to someone's heart. Your conversations with "potentials" are always peppered with the latest jokes and catchphrases, and you'll do anything -- including humiliating yourself -- to get the object of your affection to crack a smile. Just make sure that your quest for yuks doesn't blind you to other flirting approaches. You don't want to be stuck in "pal" purgatory. Sometimes a soft brush on the arm or a lingering look wins more points than even the funniest story. We're not saying you need to jump in someone's lap tomorrow (unless you think it might get you a big guffaw...), but a little directness could take you a long way. Still, until you're ready to expand your act, it's great to keep 'em laughing. --Indignigo

Peppermint! Crisp and refreshing, you're the flavor of candy canes and after-dinner mints: everyone's favorite comfort candies. If you were a season, you'd be winter: bracing and energizing, but cozy, too. Your honesty and forthright personality make people feel like they've known you forever -- they can't help but be drawn to your sweet, fresh nature. Perhaps a little old-fashioned, and occasionally shy, you're generally happy and well-liked. Traditional and invigorating, you're a truly tasty treat. --Gnome, Toad

Mmm ... mocha! Strong and rich -- but not too sweet -- you're the flavor of late nights and early mornings. A coffeehouse regular, you've cornered the market on deep thoughts and probably have a little more than your fair share of brains. In fact, those who know you may even consider you an intellectual, a label that suits you just fine. Deep and thoughtful, you love the academic -- or at least the structured pursuit of knowledge. And, since hitting the books often means all-nighters, what better flavor than mocha to keep you company? Chocolaty and intense, you're a truly tasty treat. --Indignigo, Libster

Mmm ... licorice! Strong and edgy, you're the flavor of black jellybeans and Good 'n' Plentys. Some people absolutely love you (in fact, they might even find you addictive), but you're definitely not for everyone. But that's okay with you ‹ you'd rather pick and choose your companions. When you have time for friends at all, that is. Powerful and very potent, you're goal-oriented and ambitious ‹ you don't let much stand in your way. There's nothing sweet or sugary about you; you're a serious taste that's best suited for the truly focused. Lingering, enigmatic, and a little hard to pin down, you're a truly tantalizing treat. --Lellie

Penguin: Your answers indicate that in a past life you were an Emperor Penguin of distinguished character and notable charm. Adored by men and women alike, you looked especially dashing in your top hat and tails. Quite the visionary, you brought popular theater to the ice-skating rink. "Ibsen on Ice" and "The Saturday Night Fever Ice Capades" were two of your better-known works. The shows were a big hit with your friends and neighbors. Your fame would have spread far if not for the fact that you looked exactly like every other penguin on the ice cap. In a brash attempt to assert your individuality, you threw away your penguin suit, purchased a racy, powder-blue number with frilly cuffs, and set sail for the mainland. You spent the rest of your days in Tierra del Fuego where your ice-skating rendition of "Hamlet" met with great praise and commercial success. --Indignigo

Leopard: Not much is certain in life, but we know this much is true. In your last life you were a leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl. With yellow feathers in your hair, and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue. And do the Cha-Cha. And one night at the Copacabana, (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the bartender. Tony fought with Rico over you (he wore a diamond), but Tony won. The two of you grew old and happy and joyfully danced your lives away at the club. --Gnome's "manly" brother

Iguana: You will be pleased to know that in your former life you were an iguana named Gunter. Although much of your iguana life has been preserved through a biography created by your twin brother, Gilbert, what follows is a brief sketch. Born to a small family with modest means, you achieved your destiny by unwittingly hopping a boat from your native island to the mainland. You quickly mastered the art of crooked gambling and proceeded to steal all the money of everyone you knew. Fortunately, iguanas care little for money, so no one was very upset. With your winnings you built a spa for molting lizards, so they can find comfort during those days when they shed their skins. You were a prominent public citizen and a devout singer of popular lizard tunes. --Lellie, Lizzie

Monkey: You will be pleased to know that in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Your adorably sweet demeanor coupled with your sharp intellect gave you a direct ticket to work with a street performer named Juan. Juan worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat for your head, and an identical one to carry. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his boom-box and you would dance around, flirt with the crowd, while collecting spare change and picking pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country, and were extremely successful in almost every city you toured. You were one happy little monkey. --Gnome, Indignigo's infamous sister Rachel, Indignigo's sister Andrea, Kim

Beagle: You will be pleased to know that in your former life you were a Beagle named Scooter from Allamakee, Iowa. You were the cutest puppy on the entire farm. In fact, you were so adored that you were chosen to be the mascot for the Allamakee High's Junior Varsity Basketball Team. You absolutely loved the attention, the cheers, the cool purple and yellow jersey, and most of all - the pizza parties after the game. However, you became disenchanted with your fate when your sister gave birth to Niko, the newest recruit for the JV team's mascot position. As Niko became increasingly more coddled, the team began to neglect your needs. They would no longer chant your name while they held you over the basket to slam dunk the ball. They stopped making T-shirts with your face on top of the "Antonio's Chinese Food" logo. And worst of all, they fired you when you bit the point guard's mother on the thigh. However, after much moping and grieving, you decided that you must be happy for little Niko. So, with new found contentment, you were able to support Niko and the JV team -- not from the court, but from your new spot in the bleachers. --CuJoe

Hamster: In your previous life, you were a hamster named Vladimir Rodentovich. Born on the plains of Siberia, you spent your early years weathering harsh winters, drinking vodka and attending committee meetings. Ever determined and headstrong, you often got your way. But it was also true that no one knew how to let loose and have a good time more than you. In Chubby Bunny contests, you were reigning champ. And, you always emerged victorious from the Bolshevik's annual Dance-a-Thon where your signature step, the funky chicken, was a huge crowd pleaser. Quite the health fanatic, you developed and patented a set of tread wheel exercise videos that quickly became all the rage in Siberia. --Naked

Animal Communication: Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you're on your way to becoming a great animal communicator. Some people think that animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it's at. So while barking at fido might be fun, it's not the practice you need. Try thinking like an animal. Only when you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel, will you be able to truly talk to one. If animals could talk, they would probably have a lot to say to you. Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you've perfected your superhuman gift, you'll never be without interesting conversation. --Gnome, Andrea

Super Speed: --Lizzie, CuJoe

Time Travel: Your inner superpower is TIME TRAVEL! Whether you enjoy reminiscing about the past or find yourself lost in thoughts of the future, your energies definitely point away from the present. Maybe you're mere seconds ahead or behind the rest of us, but you could also be days or even years out of sync. Your unique position in time and space gives you a wider perspective on daily events and makes you an especially wise person. You are probably a great planner. And since time is yours to play with, it is almost a given that you manage it well. If you haven't yet taken a trip through the fourth dimension, you're in for the ride of your life. Don't delay! Visit the future. Fix the past. And when you come across a very special moment, make it last as long as you like. --Indignigo

Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. People ruled by red trust their feelings more than their rational judgment, and are known to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice. Reds don't wait around for people to make decisions. They dive right in. Quite the romantic, you listen closely to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in all that you do, you won't be satisfied. You may pour all of your energy into the projects you tackle, but your impulsive nature means your passions might shift as frequently as the wind. This is why some Reds have trouble with commitment. Overall, it's great to be Red. No one lives life more completely than you. --Gnome

You're yellow, the color that symbolizes joy and energy -- which are two things you bring to those around you. Your sunny disposition and cheery outlook are infectious. It is hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence. Your good spirits just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you bestow on friends and family. Always ready with a light-hearted joke or heart-felt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person. --Indignigo's sister Andrea, CuJoe

You're blue; the most soothing color in the spectrum. The color of a clear summer sky, or a deep, reflective ocean. Blue has traditionally symbolized trust, solitude, and loyalty. You are most likely a contemplative person who values time spent alone. When it comes to friends, you would rather connect deeply with a few people than have a bunch of loose acquaintances. You probably have a calming presence that attracts people to you. Cool and collected, you rarely overreact. Instead, you think things through before coming to a decision. Your level-headed and thoughtful approach is patently blue. --Indignigo's infamous sister Rachel

Your color is black. The color of night. Serene and mysterious. Black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns and tuxedos. Traditionally a symbol of success, black represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. You have a strength of character that is second to none. You most likely set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that it might be intimidating for some. Black is the color of professionalism and achievement. It is clearly the color for you. --Lellie, Lizzie

Brown is a credible and stable color. Reminiscent of fine wood, rich leather, and wistful melancholy, brown is the color of academia. Most likely, you are a logical and pragmatic individual who is ruled more by your head than your heart. You have an inquisitive mind and an insatiable curiosity. Browns are great problem solvers. They gather all of the facts before coming to a timely and informed decision. You are intrigued easily and always find new ways to challenge your mind. Brown is an impartial and neutral color. Most likely, you know the difference between fact and opinion, and are open to many points of view. --Indignigo

The Goofball: Laughter is the way to your heart. A guy with a great sense of humor is definitely the one for you! You want a Goofball, someone who can laugh at himself and make you laugh, too. There's no bigger turn-off than a guy who takes himself too seriously. You know that if a guy is silly, he's generally self-confident and secure. Your man is a people magnet and everyone's favorite friend. There's never a dull moment with your jokester nearby. You crave excitement and laughter, and your goofball enhances those things in your life. You probably think life is too short to spend it without a smile. Your goofy guy will ensure that that doesn't happen -- his lighthearted and silly ways make everything a little bit brighter. --Gnome, Lellie

The Mountain Man: You like the outdoorsy guy. The strong, masculine man who's in touch with nature and extremely sporty. This low-maintenance guy has a no-frills attitude, and his down-to-earth demeanor is very refreshing. He's probably very well rounded and maintains a healthy balance in his life. He's not the type to get caught up in any of life's superficialities. Another thing you love about him is that he's not a game-player. He's masculine without being macho, and he has no tolerance for petty things. So what you see is what you get. And you definitely like the entire package! Whether it's his sense of adventure or his scruffy look that melts your heart, you always fall hard for the Mountain Man. --Indignigo

The Brain: Let's put it this way--you would never date the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz. A guy without a brain is not the guy for you! Your Mr. Right is well-read, extremely knowledgeable, and can beat anyone at Trivial Pursuit. He can hold his own in any intellectual conversation, and he's got an insatiable desire to learn. You prefer a strong mind over strong muscles and have no patience for someone who considers TV mentally stimulating. Whether it's because he can take apart a computer and rebuild it at the speed of light or the way he can recite the price of any stock on the market, his brainpower impresses you. You love to learn, and there's no better knowledge than the kind you get from someone you love! --Sarita, Naked, Lizzie, Libster

The Renaissance Man: --Libster