Thoughts for Mental Health

• As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

• I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

• I assume full responsibility for my actions,except the ones that are someone else's fault.

• I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.

• In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

• Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.

• My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

• I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.

• Joan of Arc heard voices, too.

• I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

• I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

• As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me,they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

• When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

• The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third,to find someone to buy me nice things.

• As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

• All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.

• I am at one with my duality. I let it fight with my multiple selves.

• Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

• Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

• I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.

• I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

• Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

• False hope is better than no hope at all.

• A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

• Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear in the Hollywood Cafe. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

• Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute. . . . I'll find someone.

• Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

• The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

• I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

• Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.

• To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.

• I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

• Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.