Inactive Associates

• What keeps him from being a full member: Y chromosome
• Why he's included here: He doesn't know the word 'abacus.'
• Home Town: Grand Island, NE
• Major: MIS (Manager of Information Systems?)
• Keirsey Type: Rational--Fieldmarshal
• E-mail: Unknown
• Quotes:
  • "We've got happy noise!"
  • "I am on my way to make someone's life miserable."
  • "I learned today that the Happy Chef can also cook CDs." (Why the CD was in the toaster in the first place, we may never know.)
  • "It is not safe to derive and drive." (Warning Liz about doing calculus in the car.)
  • "And this white boy can't dance." (Note accompanying movement as proof.)
  • "I have powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man. Plus, I am a jerk."
  • "So is it even worth me getting up?" and "Where exactly am I?" (If you don't know already, you don't need to.)
• Where he'll be in a decade: Rolling in dough and taking heat from the music industry, having combined his culinary experience and job experience to create the new McCD, a fast food burger that really is a thin meatless plasticy substance in a bun. No one will like them (they hurt your mouth to take a bite if they're cold, and if they're warm, that melted plastic is a real pain to pick out of your teeth later) but they'll buy the McCDs anyway because, with 500 proofs of purchase they get a free "McBeanie Baby" for only $79.95 for shipping and handling.

• What keeps him from being a full member: Y chromosome and the lack of a high school diploma.
• Home Town: Norfolk, NE
• Major: Computer science (Leslie thinks, she isn't really sure)
• E-mail: tellis@conpoint.com
• Links: Travis's Demonic Little Reality
• Quotes:
  • "You skank!"
  • "What do you mean Sarah's hair isn't really green?!"
  • "Oh but I shall."
  • "I have a talking problem."
• Interesting Fact: He was once rented-to-own through Leslie's mule rental service.
• Where he'll be in a decade: Making programs that enable him to take over the entire universe and helping Leslie with her takedown of China.

• What keeps him from being a full member: Y chromosome
• Home Town: Norfolk, NE
• Major: Unknown
• E-mail: Unknown
• Quotes:
  • "I've been trained to do everything Leslie says."
  • "No, I'm not eating it!" (Said to Leslie... Apparently the training isn't quite complete.)
• Interesting Fact: Laura has termed him the nicest man alive.
• Where he'll be in a decade: Nobody knows

• What keeps him from being a full member: Y chromosome
• Why he's included here: He's had significant contact with ghettans, although I'm not sure any of us ever see him anymore, hence the inactive status.
• Home Town: McCook, NE
• Major: Computer Science
• E-mail: ahock@cse.unl.edu
• Quotes:
  • "Don't put it there!"
  • I'm told that a world of quotes could be gleaned from Sarah's message history, but I'm not sure how many could be posted here without propagating too many MTDs.
• Where he'll be in a decade: In his own words: "Bill Gates will by my bitch and I will be king of the world."

• What keeps him from being a full member: Y chromosome and the fact that he is in high school.
• Home Town: Norfolk, NE
• Major: Planning to major in molecular biology.
• E-mail: contact_101@hotmail.com
• Links: Photo Variations
• Quotes:
  • "You are my mule, my only mule."
  • "There are many a mule in the pasture..."
  • "Oh but you shan't, gypsy skank mule."
• Where he'll be in a decade: Searching for life on other planets and harassing all the Christians in Westwood Chat.

• What keeps her from being a full member: We fear her powers
• Home Town: Dragons Lair, Iowa
• Major: Double in business and comparative religions
• E-mail: priestess@fisherprice.com
• Quotes: "You are getting sleepy..."
• Interesting Fact: Cory met her at a movie and brought her home that night; she now lives on Piper 2. She is forever indebted to Cory, who saved her from the wrath/inanity of her arch enemy, Inspector Gadget, while she was held captive in the floor goo at Starship 9.
• Where she'll be in a decade: Taking over Bandai, Fisher Price, McDonalds, and eventually the world.

• What keeps her from being a full member: She doesn't exist.
• Home Town: Silicon Valley, CA
• Major: Communications technology
• E-mail: nadia@hotmail.com
• Quote: "Please leave a message after the beep."
• Interesting Fact: Her name is appropriate.
• Where she'll be in a decade: Still trapped in a grey box.

• What keeps him from being a full member: Out-of-state residence and a Y chromosome
• Home Town: Grand Island, NE
• Major: Music performance
• Keirsey Type: Rational--Inventor
• E-mail: robbins of borg@hotmail.com
• Links: The Robbins New World Order page will be up soon.
• Quotes:
  • "If I hear the Cannon in D one more time, people will get hurt!"
  • "Mmmmm... caffeine..."
  • "Mmmmm... QUAKE..."
  • "A quad Xeon computer with 4 gigs of RAM that weighs 300 pounds is not enough."
  • "Must... conquer... planet..."
  • "Just to let you know... that was mean, cruel, and heartless: I like it!"
• Where he'll be in a decade: (In his own words, almost)
  Choose one of the following:
  
  1. I will fulfill my destiny of being the the greatest musician on the planet and the natural ruler of earth (not to mention the best Quake player anybody has ever seen). All evil people (i.e., lawyers, business people, and high school administrators) will pay the price for leaching off our society. I will quickly end all conflict for petty reasons and unite the planet once and for all. (Frankly too many people have died in the name of "God" or "our country.") I will perform as much as possible with the best orchestras in the world, not to mention be the cellist in one of the greatest string quartets of the 21st century. I will be remembered as a just leader and one of the most profound interperters of music (specifically modern Russian music) in the history of man.
     
  2. I will live next to a cardboard box--the box is to store my cello--in a back street of New York City and mumble under my breath in a jaded voice: "String quartets, string quartets, string quartets..."
     

• Home Town: Lincoln, NE
• Major: Dietetics
• Keirsey Type: Guardian--Protector
• E-mail: ksimms1@bigred.unl.edu
• Quotes:
  • "I put on makeup to pick my sister up from school." (Just in case she sees the ex.)
  • "You're obsessed." (On the many occasions that Morgan drools over people she sees whose names are the same as certain kinds of cheese.)
  • To Ryan: "No, I'm not touching your ass."
• Interesting Facts: She is obsessed with her ex-boyfriend. She's the first person who Morgan met in Lincoln, at band camp.
• Where she'll be in a decade: We're not sure yet.

• What keeps him from being a full member: He may or may not exist
• Home Town: Lincoln
• Major: Exercise Science
• E-mail: jwubbles@aol.com
• Quote: "Hi."
• Where he'll be in a decade: That's hard to say, considering the fact that we have no idea where he is now.