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Liz "Oh Happy Dagger" Dibbern
- Home Town: Grand Island, NE
- Major: Chemistry (or, on a bad day, music)
- Keirsey Type: Guardian--Protector
- Her senior picture
- E-mail: ekarle1@bigred.unl.edu
- Quotes:
- "Fred* and I have discussed marriage."
*Note: Name has been changed to protect Liz--oops, I mean, to protect the innocent
- "Whoops, did I step on your real foot?"
- "I'm multi-tasking!" (As she talked to one guy on the internet phone and another on the real phone, while simultaneously carrying on a conversation with Erin and Megan in the same room.)
- "And the best part is that after recitation I get to come back here and do homework all afternoon!" (Happily, at 7:30 in the morning.)
- "She keeps me sane, and I jump up and down!"
- "Twenty dollars worth of balls and sticks."
- "Whoa, that is the most whacked-out hydrocarbon I've ever seen!"
- "You're mean and icky. Have a raisin."
- "Stop! My pants are on fire!"
- "I have no academic interest. I'm just here for the sororities. And the beer."
- "So if he's cute you can overlook the fact that he's an alcoholic and a drag queen."
- "My culinary abilities should never be insulted--except when something's on fire." (Fortunately the Play-Doh she was 'cooking' with wasn't near any sources of heat.)
- Okay, she never actually said this, but in the context of the movie Urban Legend, it would be really funny if she ever did: "Oh, my Erin, would you please shut off the *$%#ing light?"
- "Erin? Never mind. For a second there I thought I had lost my pants."
- Peeking warily into Sarah's doorway: "Are they gay yet?"
- "I'll try to be home before I go to bed."
- "With my skanky life, it's kinda hard to tell."
- "They look kind of like guns."
- "I'm going to ask for pencil erasers for Christmas, 'cause I'm cool like that."
- "Wow. I'm so destructive. I just punched fifteen holes."
- "Good gosh, I feel like a gay man."
- To Ryan: "You are not gonna fall in love with Matt."
- "But if you're gonna borrow my best pen and doodle all over your notebook with it, death to you."
- To Matt: "Okay, your mother is fully clothed. Your mother is fully clothed."
- "Can you imagine if you were the first person to figure that out? You'd be like, 'Damn skippy, that's cool!'"
- "No, I can only add to the anti-Erin web page while I'm naked, Matt."
- "Dogs cannot talk; therefore Comus is not real."
- Indignantly, then excitedly: "Hey. We do not live in the real ghetto--oh, but I have to show you guys the blood spot!"
- Excitedly, about Cory breaking up a grid of oyster crackers: "It's like they're cholesterol, and he's oatmeal!"
- Opening a gift from Renee and Gennette: "So I'm guessing this is not lip balm."
- "See, I need instructions, people!"
- "Ooh, you get a little feather duster!"
- Slightly indignant: "Well it doesn't tell you where to apply!"
- "How big was the guy, if, like, this was him?"
- On the bulletin board: "Matt cleaned the kitchen AND went to the grocery store last night though. He's so dreamy!"
- Where she'll be in a decade: Designing a molecule that, when administered as a drug, will simultaneously cure cancer, AIDS, and ingrown toenails. Unfortunately, she will accidentally click "beautify" twice and be unable to back up to adjust the one out-of-place hydrogen atom. This way, the drug will merely cause people to become rabid fans of violin music.
Last modified: Thursday, February 14, 2002
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